Saint-Eustache cathedral is a 'Gothic skeleton dressed in Roman rags'

Each visit I make to Paris is usually marked by a series of terrible decisions that leave me slightly tormented and wondering why I came in the first place. The latest visit was defined by a decision to rent an Airbnb near the Porte Saint-Denis.

On this occasion, I was traveling with my daughter for a few days. I saw the listing with a "jacuzzi" inside a…